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Sick of Your Shattered Iphone Glass?!

Sick of Your Shattered Iphone Glass?!

      Okay, Apple, I love you.  We all love you.  I think it’s fair to say we all share that sentiment.  Unless you’re reading this on your android or windows phone, whiiiiiiiiich is a conversation for another day. Cough... YEYO...  HOWEVER... Apple... Liiiiiike how many times that glass gonna break?? I swear to GOD, I could look at the shit wrong and that would cause the entire display to shatter.  Put it in your back pocket and casually take a fucking SEAT in a CHAIR! CAUSE THAT’S WHAT YOU DO IN A FUCKING CHAIR?!  Yea, done.  No mas.

      Okay, so back to where we were.  There’s hope, people.  Apple is now equipping every handset with a screen protecter.  Bout fucking TIME! I almost bought an Android.  ALMOST. Ha. Sike....  Which is a DIRECT shot at Yeyo. 

      But yea, when you buy your Iphone, you will now have the option to choose between invisi-glass shatterproof and Anti-Glare covers.  Which leads to my next question.  Why you gotta choose one or the other?! C'mmmmmmon IPHONE! 

In the meantime, check out this dude shoot his iphone for shits and giggles... 

Speaking of Iphones and Androids and all that Jazz.... <---- which is such a fun term to use in real life might I add....  Have you gotten yourself the new App which is indeed compatible on both devices? If not click HERE to go ahead and do that FOOOOO FREEEEEE!!!

PS. BTW, we wanna get you guys some WOKE and STAY WOKE cases to further assist with this issue.  What phones would you guys want them for? 


2 comments

  • Kieren Dalby

    Android ?

  • Marcelo Lopes

    I have a Zenfone 2, but I don’t think there’s enough fans with it for a case to be made :(

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