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Calling All Lazy Panda People! Seriously...

Calling All Lazy Panda People! Seriously...

Are you too lazy to work?  Have you ever considered your spirit animal to be that of the uh, Panda nature?

Well then, you may still be able to bring in some cash! 

SIDE NOTE: If you get the chance to go to a Snow Tha Product show (which I HIGHLY recommend), there's a good chance if you're wildn' out, well, you will be recruited up on stage to rock your shit as our panda.  Rock your shit. That's a new saying.  Wakeyagameup.com and affiliates encourage its usage.  

SIDE NOTE OF THE SIDE NOTE: BEST not think you bout to be a lazy panda for tha product.

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I realize the above is not technically related, but Snow loves pandas so if you don't like it, you best deal.

ANYWAY, if you're overseas, you got some other options.

Seriously.  How fuckin' cool is this? A theme park in England says "all lazy applicants need apply."  The only catch?  Well, you gotta

"...be able to sit around for the majority of the day..."

"...wear a warm, thick coat..."

and all applicants should be  

"happy being 'pandered to all day."

You gotta be cool with eating a high fiber diet too cause you know that bamboo be keeping that panda coat lookin' mighty fine.

If Snow ever just disappears on us, we'll know the first place to look.  It's not that we're calling you a lazy panda Snow, it's just, we know your love for panda's is well, on another level.  That's okay, we support you to the fullest, but don't you go fuckin' movin out to England, decide to fuckin' be a fuckin' panda cause you get bored with the game, takin' selfies whilst keeping thy boys entertained.... 

ANYWAY! LIVESTREAM TONIGHT!  


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